Friday, October 14, 2005

Things I Learned at Temple

8:45pm is entirely too late to go to services.
Especially when they are trying to create an ethereal mood.

Twelve-year-old girls have fake nails with French manicures, diamond earrings, and boobs.
Boobs!

I like looking at young boys.
Not like that. I like to imagine what Satchel and Jiro will look like all grown up.

Rabbi Tara had a baby since I last saw her.
And she was wearing a yarmulche.

I should strive to be kind, generous, honest, and brave.
Instead of smart, rich, popular and famous.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

One day, someone will be able to explain to me what causes grown adults to attend religious services of their own free will. It's one of life's great mysteries to me, truly! But I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Anonymous said...

You are adorable. That is all.

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