Funny Stuff

A few funnies from the past few days:

Satchel
Satchel: "You know when you pick your nose and you feel that hard thing between your nostrils?"
Me: "Uh, huh."
S: "It's like a loose tooth."
Me: "Uh...huh."
S: "I have a loose tooth in my nose!"

Jiro
*Has his hand in his mouth (NOT HIS NOSE)*
Warren: "What are you doing?"
Jiro: "Feeling my loose tooth."
W: "Is your tooth loose?"
J: *Continues fiddling with his tooth* "Uh, huh."
Me: "Maybe it's your hand that's loose."
J: "No, my tooth is loose, but it's a little stuck too."

Random girl in the Walgreen's toy aisle (but it could have been either of my children)
Random girl: "Why aren't we getting a toy for my birthday?"
Random girl's mom: "Because it isn't your birthday."
Rinse, repeat.
RG: "You don't carry about me!"
RG's mom: *Trying not to laugh* "I care about you very much."
RG: "No you don't!"
RG's mom: "Yes, I do."
RG: "Well you may carry about me but you aren't making me happy!"