Friday, October 21, 2011

Warning Signs

The other day after school, Satchel says to me, "One of Justin Bieber's bodyguards got arrested for killing someone."

"Really?" I said, only half listening.

Then Jiro busted in and said, "Justin Bieber doesn't even have bodyguards!"

"Yes, he does!" insisted Satchel. "All famous people have bodyguards!"

"Nu-uh!" Jiro insisted back. "Lady Gaga doesn't have bodyguards!"

Then they both turned to me, hoping I could settle the dispute. I was a little speechless. How do they even know who Lady Gaga is? I wondered. Maybe American Idol? Then it dawned on me. They've been talking to girls!

This year there are about sixteen kids in their class, eleven of which are girls. Oh my.

2 comments:

Colville Clan of TN said...

Ahahahaha! Ahh yes, the age where girls don't have to be fled from. I'm just glad I've got a few more years to go. :-)

Lone Star Ma said...

And when my precious sweetheart came home from school with fart jokes, I knew she had been talking to boys....

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