The other day after school, Satchel says to me, "One of Justin Bieber's bodyguards got arrested for killing someone."
"Really?" I said, only half listening.
Then Jiro busted in and said, "Justin Bieber doesn't even have bodyguards!"
"Yes, he does!" insisted Satchel. "All famous people have bodyguards!"
"Nu-uh!" Jiro insisted back. "Lady Gaga doesn't have bodyguards!"
Then they both turned to me, hoping I could settle the dispute. I was a little speechless. How do they even know who Lady Gaga is? I wondered. Maybe American Idol? Then it dawned on me. They've been talking to girls!
This year there are about sixteen kids in their class, eleven of which are girls. Oh my.