Friday, October 21, 2011

Warning Signs

The other day after school, Satchel says to me, "One of Justin Bieber's bodyguards got arrested for killing someone."

"Really?" I said, only half listening.

Then Jiro busted in and said, "Justin Bieber doesn't even have bodyguards!"

"Yes, he does!" insisted Satchel. "All famous people have bodyguards!"

"Nu-uh!" Jiro insisted back. "Lady Gaga doesn't have bodyguards!"

Then they both turned to me, hoping I could settle the dispute. I was a little speechless. How do they even know who Lady Gaga is? I wondered. Maybe American Idol? Then it dawned on me. They've been talking to girls!

This year there are about sixteen kids in their class, eleven of which are girls. Oh my.


Colville Clan of TN said...

Ahahahaha! Ahh yes, the age where girls don't have to be fled from. I'm just glad I've got a few more years to go. :-)

Lone Star Ma said...

And when my precious sweetheart came home from school with fart jokes, I knew she had been talking to boys....

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