Me. Waitress.

Jiro's latest response to everything (except Spaghetti-O's) is, "Ew, that's nasty." He's going through a major sensorial phase. The other day I sniffed his "scratch and sniff" sticker he got from speech class and he told me I ruined it!

Anyways, read all about the latest craziness around here in my column, Kids are toughest kitchen customers.

And in case you aren't counting (like RJA), this marks my one year anniversary as a CA columnist. Woop!